That's right! He's Mr. Bucket!
http://www.gagplanet.com/2004/05/horror-of-mr-bucket.html

I'll let that speak for itself. 10+ age warning though.

So.... been a while.... How you doin'? Life's been treating me fair lately. The specifics of human behaviour and corruption makes me confused still, but I'm young. I have a lot to learn.

Okay, to cut the boring crap, I'll tell you what I did since last post. I Joined Pixeltendo Forums. Pretty good people. (They don't like poor Barg though, but who likes a square thingy after spriting tons of real figures anyway huh) And yes, I still theif sprites, but not customs and stuff. Mostly because I feel that if one sprite is ripped, then some other person did the same, and it'll be a crapload of needless confusion. So yes. Yo soy un bandito.

In cornclusionz, I'm content. And I'm still laughing about the Mr. Bucket thing. XD

Your friend,
Master Heatman

Current Mood: content

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An experiment
I have more than one online personality I've noticed. I noticed it in an irc channel on espernet called #furry. I actually CAN be quiet and even be a little cute at times.

I have been my hyper, annoting, and obnoxious self since day 1 on acmlm's forums. Now that IT's gone, I'm in their irc channel on emunet. They are really starting to not like it very much. On account of I'm worse on chats than I am on forums.

So, I'm going to do a little experiment. I have told everyone on emunet to pretend I'm new. In return, I'm going to bring in my quiet personality from #furry to there. I'm going to see if I get treated any different.

If not, then eh. What can I tell you. =/

If I get a positive outcome, then Yay. I might even try and make that my overall personality.

To tell the truth, though, Waddle Dee actually showed me how to behave. He is quiet, and there are slim to none bad things about him besides rare cases of exploding anger I never seen, but he told me.

So, let the experiment commence! I'm going to have fun! (If they start to actually TALK, since I'm quiet now)

So, bad news. Keys are sticking. I'm having more trouble with my n key than ever before.

Good news. I got the Waddle Doo Ball on KLirby's Canvas Curse, and I can press switches from across walls now. That can come real handy if a time trial run takes place in a puzzle type setting.

In conclusion, I'm doing horrible wiythout acmlms board. But what strikes me as odd, is that Xkeeper himself is wanting to bring it back up in 8 days. Go figure.

With Crate and Peril,

Master_Heatman

Current Mood: hopeful

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Graduation, board 'health', and mom doing it again.
First off, I will tell you about my future graduation. If I don't find out my weight and size, I'm going to go in my stupid street clothes that I hate. I'm very nervous about it and stuff like that. Will I be able to find a scale that won't break? Will I find a measurer of height? I don't know. I want to find those. If I can't find out my weight and height, I'm generally not going to go. And possibly finding myself klistening to Linkin Park clinging on my pillow uttering nonsensical poetry.

There's this forum board site that has been hacked by a good friend of itself. Xkeeper hacked the board and fixed it. He did this all the time, but this time was his last time. He's now Admin to fix the holes he has found and make it impossible to hack. People have been saying that the board is dying. The board has 25364y23 truckloads full of bandwidth and they actually had to use paypal to make it grow because it's so popular. The success of the site is through the roof, and people are complaining on how the site is dying. They claim Xkeeper doesn't deserve admin powers cause he hacked the board. He's now fixing it. Let him be admin. They also claim that the board is dying because of too much drama. I'd like to believe so, with the exception of the people who don't complain about it. The board must be like an annoying Nanopet type deal for the staffers to please the people of the board. I'd like to see some rules set about the complaining. Like "No complaining on how you hate us" or something.

Guess whose mom messed up again. Yup. But the good news is that she's going to go to rehab. She'll be in a house full of crazies and she'll never want to relapse again afterwards! Things will change though. My brother Aaron, is going to stay with me at the apartment and he's going to take me to Aunt Joyce's ever bold chance he's going to come up with. I'm going to really start to dislike him after a while. Especially if he wants to vacation with a friend.

So, The Barg Comics are kicking off with an advertisement. I'm placing it in my signature in acmlm's and Rainbow Resort. (The forums) So that is going good.

With loldrama,
Master Heatman

Current Mood: annoyed

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Craziness. Serious craziness.
Did you know that statistically every 1 out of 26 people eventually go nuts? Like..... seriously nuts. I hope I'm not that one out of 26.

I DO eventually outburst at people being all internetty, and some immature n00bs at school who like to harass me. I did more than once on the internet.

I just wonder if I actually HAVE the capacity to just lose it. To be incredibly insane. Well, you'll probably know a difference on here if I ever did, but let's just say.

Master Heatman going incredibly nuts. I don't want to go nuts or crazy. I just seem susceptable to it. At least to me. How I seem to handle certain conditions. If like my Mom dies... or this country gets taken over or something, I have a good chance that I'll snap.

My cat's getting behind the computer to chew at some wires. She doesn't know better than to learn that it's bad when I take her away from there. I am seeming to get a little annoyed with her. Like, me calling her a bad cat and such. Early signs?

Anyway, yeah. I'm scared of graduating. Too many things are going to go on at once. And I'm not even trained to do what I want to succeed in life in. Mostly because of "I have to master something or other" first. Bullhonkey. >:( In Tech College, Ima do my homework you better believe it.

I have started to make a line of comics starring a crazy red thing named Barg. It's a series of badly done comics that eventually lead to a plot. Bip is a different thing. He digs to travel, and he's blue. He's slightly more collective than Barg. Things about Barg is that his dreams' speech consists of english, translated to German using Babelfish, then translated back to English using the same method. Barg is obsessed with red, too. He says that anything red is "The key". What the "keys" are to, and why he cares is still a mystery. He also has a weird mentality of his surroundings. He says "Der Himmel Starb" (The sky died) When everything turns ominously grey, he calls a metorite a "Flying rock", and so on. Some people like to laugh at how horribly done it looks. That's the point of these comics. The point is almost like how Space Ghost's Cartoon Planet was created. That show was stupid, but people laughed at it. That created millions of people making their point. Stupid is sometimes funny.

With lots of (good) craziness,

Master Heatman

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People at forums.
Acmlm forums are crazy, Weirdly and oddly crazy.

Let's just say they aren't real people they act like. More like....... people who aren't people.



Well some other people are the same way. I feel like I'm the most hated person on the internet.



I don't like it when people are mean. I don't. Mean people are people that have something wrong in their minds.


I'm trpile spacing because I really said pretty much what needed to be said to the people. Yet, like the not-people they are, they don't listen.

Some people are very awesome, though. Those people are real people. They treat others thusly.


Remember that I'm a person too. Although some people who don't take kindly to me won't read this, I'm pretty sure karma's having a heck of a time with them.

Comments cause I'm bored,

Master Heatman

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GRAND OL' Golden Rule day?
Bleh. School day. I wasn't expecting it. It came by like wooooosh! Anyway, yeah. No more Fall Break for me. Um.... what else? I'm reading a book called Animal Farm, which is based on a real world event in history. See, there's this farm called Manor Farm, and the animals were treated unfairly. The dictator of this Farm was Farmer Jones. One day, Farmer Jones got drunk one night and never fed the animals. The animals themselves were thinking about creating a community where animals could be free in the land of Manor Farm. Well, Farmer Jones came back to the Farm with a whip because he didn't think of feeding the animals, so it was "work time" none the less. The animals rebelled against this dictator and claimed Manor Farm as Animal Farm. There, they learned "Animalism" and created their own free land where everyone works together to provide for themselves instead of for the humans. Eventually, all heck breaks loose. I'm not very far in the book, but Napoleon the Pig, used guard dogs to chase away his brother Snowball, the second smartest pig, and claimed near full dictatorship among the animals. Debates were no longer handled by all, but by a secret society of pigs, where Napoleon was leader.

They're supposedly basing it on hard times in Russia where communism was. "Animalism" is like.... based on socialism, I think.

It's a good book. You should read it sometime.

As always, comments are accepted, especially with this entry. (hint hint)

Sincerely yours,

Master Heatman.

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Hark to the folkey tale of Saddy Heatman.....ton.
I made a joke, and this person who had no problem with me, blew up and banned me from the only chat channel I ever went to. Isn't that great?

Oh, and I really don't succeed in improving my social skills, so I tick everyone off just for the heckovit cause I get bored! Isn't that great?

One more thing, though! Friends on the internet seem to be sparse cause of my erratic response to boredom by typing random crap on the chatrooms and on forums! That's why I'm hardly seen in the Rainbow Resort Forums! (Forums. I'm banned from their chatroom) Isn't that great?

I'm always like Saddy Dumpington from Homestar Runner in situations. I joke a bit. All in good favor. Then I get hissied at and banned. I can't seem to talk very well anymore. All I ever do is anger someone accidently. My social skills won't need improving anymore at this rate. I've been given "too many chances" which I tend to agree with to an extent. I understand that people can get fed up with me, trying to help by giving chances. But seriously. I'm obviously dumb. Why give me at least one chance if you're gonna give me chances.

Lessie here.....

Here's a list of channel's I'm banned in:
#rainbowresort
#blackicecity
#rom-hacking
#TMK
#Studio64
#Banjo-kazooie (?)
#Mobius
There might be more, too. I'e lost count.

And another thing. I have a friend named Serge. I don't know what the deal is, but he claims I "get away with everything and he doesn't". And that "He'd give up everything to do what I do". I don't know what all this means, but there absolutely is no definable..... no actual reason to be jealous of ME. If anything, he should be GLAD he is nothing like me.

Stuff, things, and stuff again. What else.... uh, Yeah... The good news. Ugh. -_-;

The good news is, that I got to go eat at Taco Bell with my bro. We even went to the mall and I bought Kirby's Canvas Curse! (Game's like pulling teeth to beat though. :P )

Mom's out for a much needed "Girls Night Out" with a reliable friend. So She will stay out of trouble, while having fun all night.

So, in conclusion, I am no good at spreading cheers or smiles..... Just sadness, and misery.....

Talk Atcha Later,

The Towns-Er oh..... Master Heatman.

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Haircut and livejournal time!
Well everyone! I decided to mix it up, take a dive, add a little jolt and jive, and keep this LJ alive! High Five!

I got a MUCH needed haircut. Took long enough. >=(

I got stuff to do. I like to art. I signed up for the 4kids forum, but I'm still awaiting verification from the moderators. They's slow.

Yes. 4kids. I'm going to act all 4kidsy and be all cool. So ha. I'm a rebel without a cause. You will find me faking oh so much.

So..... what else. Oh. I came to realise how pwn RMD is. He's not just putting on after all.

Girla's ok. I wish I hadn't of ended up on the wrong side of her spikes. =/

Acmlm's has been crazy as usual.

RR has been nice as usual. The Chat was terrible though. :(

I got something stuck on my mind..... I just don't know what.

I had a neutral day today. Last monday was the start of a two week fall break from school. I can legally miss!

No seriously, I'm going to have to go back every day from now on. This is my last year ever. I should cherish it.

I made a website on freewebs.....

I got puched in the grill (not really)......

I am bored. Bored as Batman...... when he's...... turned off.... the TV.




Yup. I have nothing better to do but type relentlessly about things.

Comments are accept.... ed. =P

Master Heatman

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Well this was an emotional day on irc.

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Medical Diagnosis on taking my jokes and fun seriously.
Taking my jokes and "revenges" or other things seriously can cause some syptoms. Of these symptoms include:

1.) Swellingness of throat

2.) Massive foot pain

3.) Word Salads/Seeing things

4.) Not being able to eat pizza.

Any one of those. Should you succumb these illnesses, you will experience total depression and greyness of clothes.

A cure for this is instantly realize that jokes are funny to some, but not all, every time.

Your robot Doctor,

Master Heatman

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I can't forget how pwn'd I was
Yes....... My The Creepin' Kirb Character... See, this dood Robomechadedede Had pwnd me a much while back. (bad grammar lolz) Anyway, the way he pwnd The Creepin' Kirb was to take a tool called Easy Toon, and made a toon about The Creepin' Kirb, and Girla Purpleheart falling in love with each other. Very scary...... (sniff)

Anyways on to the special image I can bestow upon thee!



Enjoy my Stevebot as he pwns. Don't worry about Girla in this picture, Steve switched his laser to stun because Girla is human and can not be repaired like Ol' Robo Mecha Dedede.

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Ragnarockin' and a whole buncha stuff on my plate
Hello, everypeoples! Back again for yet another lament!

But first, the always anticipated good news! I'm downloading Ragnarok Online, and using a free server! Pretty cool stuff. I just hope to the heavens that I'll start with the speech bubble emoticons and talkin' to people as soon as gotten. I mean, I hate waiting just as much as the next guy.


Now for the news you all hate. I got homework. Massive homework. See, the thing is, I missed a bunch of school because I was tired and groggy. Bad me. Now the result is massive homework I have to do. Not only that, but MY LAZINESS IS THROUGH THE ROOF RIGHT NOW. I have a whole three day weekend due to teacher confrences, but I gone a day being too lazy to function off the computer! My mom is going out with "boyfriends". Just the mere thought of it. Gulgh. She's like 48! Well, appearently, she gets money from them. One can only imagine what that means. But the good news is, my brother is taking care of all the finances for her so she won't dig herself in a hole! Now, I'm not going to talk much about Baker, but I did say something I didn't mean about her dog again today. But that was because I was preoccupied with the aforementioned problems. It doesn't justify anything. I need to stop letting my mouth run faster than my brain. The good news is, she won't have a chance to hold a grudge on me because she wanted to quit IRC altogether due to addictiveness. Well, not exactly GOOD for her friends or whatnot, but neutral. The neutral thing is etc..

In conclusion, thanks for reading another novel I typed for the live journal. Tune in next week for probably one or two more entries!

Totally hoping you don't yell at me for my admitted stupidity regarding Baker,

Master Heatman

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mp3's and rock music!
I got to downloading mp3's! They are awesome! I listen to them every day now! I got remixes of videogames. One is like a hard rock remix of Super Mario Bros. Another is like a remix of Toxic Caves from Sonic Spinball! I also got a remix of the sewer levels from Crash Bandicoot 2! Neat stuff.

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A tribute! Because she asks so nicely.
Baker18!



I said Baker18!

There ya go! Now you're all smiles! :DDD

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One day, I went to the store. I went to the store, one day......
Mom said, "BRAK! GO TO THE STORE!" and I was on my way.
Teh. Pwn.

I like this YTMND thing. I don't agree with EVERY YTMD site, but there are those few that stick to ya. Like the above one for instance. (brak.ytmnd.com) Yeah good stuff there.

BAD NEWS! I GOT SCHOOL IN 3 DAYS! My fun is going to be over! Noooooo! Oh, well. Everyone has to go back to the ol' grind sooner or later. I just wish there was no such thing as 'the old grind' for at least give it a year. Ugh. The Senior Year. Somebody, save me from this fiery beast....

Well... Have I told you yet what my Pixelated Madness problem was? It was some time ago. Before I upgraded to Windows XP. I went to these forums called Pixelated Madness. It had good people in it. Nice Flash Animations in the site too. Then moments after I got my Windows XP, The site was down and it still is. Bummer, eh?

In conclusion, there IS no conclusion, today! Have a blast! :D


Crapfully crapfully,

Master HeatMan.

Current Mood: nervous

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Howdy, Journ!
I have been doing WAAAAY better! I'm just so happy! I actually gone so crazy to at least smile! Somebody alert the internet!

Well, I HAVE been fearing death since the last entry. I had SO many questions in my head that no one but the Lord Almighty knows. But, I'm getting over it now. Everytime I have one of those panic attacks, I say to myself, 'At least 8 ounces leave your body when you die. That's your soul!' I feel so much better after I say that to myself.

Guess what!? A brand new Strong Bad E-mail has appeared! It's titled 'Record Book' if you want to see it. I also been to Nostalgia Land. Thank YTMND.com for that. It has like animations and sounds from the days of old. Like the song 'Do the Bartman' and 'Super Mario Rap' and nice little candies from the past like that. Real nice break from the Present for a spell.

In conclusion, I have done a great jorb dealing with my emotions. I owe it all to Mom, though. She is trying real hard not to mess up with drugs again. This is the longest she has been without since lately. But, that's probably because we have low income as of yet. In fact, I had to extend the Internet Cable Bill. How fun.

With Comments that probably won't exist,
Master HeatMan

Current Mood: chipper

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Morning! Nice day we're having!
Very! I'm having a really proper days and nights routine! :D If it weren't for Summer vacation, I'd have gone to school and not dread a day of it!!!!! I..... absolutley hate it with an acidic intensity. It's supposed to be a vacation! I'm not supposed to sleep right! I'm supposed to sleep all day and stay up the next! Why? Why can't I??

On a serious note, all that complaining about this Wolf Kirby/Waddle Dee thing..... I appearently have to stop. It constantly reminds her about the crap I give her at times at Kirby's Rainbow OD. It's not really helping me either. I'm supposed to improve. Grudges on other peoples' part won't help- OK! I'm done talking about it.

Another Strong Bad Email came up today at homestarrunner.com! It was tiled "Bottom 10". I really suggest you check it out. here's a link to help you find it without very much clicking: www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Something like that. Comment me if the link doesn't work.

Another fun fact: I'm totally dreading going back to school! :D

With All Your Base,

Master HeatMan

Current Mood: sympathetic

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Diary of a man who slowly goes mad. Ha! That's this right here! :DD
Over at rainbow Fruit-loops, I have seen so many things directed at my person that looks like jokes, but really are meant to hurt. I got /ignored again. Whoopee. This is getting old. It's too boring to complain about again. YAWN.

Anywho, I saw some interesting tidbits on the internet today! I've heard "baker18" is a type of hardware thingy. Weird. I saw all these techy thingys and all of a sudden, "How do I install a baker18 block?" The internet can take you to many interesting things.

I saw many a photo of people today. Including a grown-looking man chewing on his Yoshi doll, and a rough and tumble looking rocker dude! I had a pretty good day. It ends every time what I said several livejournals down is brought up. I did good by not sticking around, I guess.

Over at Acmlm's, I got some pretty nice trophies to accompany my thread layout! ^_^ Gold Trophy for being the most hopeless, three silver trophies for being most likely to never appear on staff, most likely to be hit by a car, and most likely to be banned, and a bronze trophy for being the most innocent. I say, I need to cool down a bit over there too.

In conclusion, My appearance on the acmlm staff is looking like a bleak future, heh. I've had a pretty normal day, thanks to a quick skidaddle away from Kirby's place. Oh, yeah and my brother burnt a CD for his first time! Go him!

With Lots of crap,

Master HeatMan

Current Mood: lethargic

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No wonder my mom..........
You know, you think you're getting better. You think you are slowly improving. Then someone who kinda helped me along the way said [b]THE MOST ASSED THING I'VE EVER HEARD[/b].

So, I be my own itchy little self over at Rainbow Road, when I caught SOMEONE (Let's just call her that for now) on the wrong side of the day. I set off her alarm, all in good fun. I know I shouln't have, but I'm just a weird little oddity. Things were normal, she told me not to do it again. I said I was sorry. Things just went all her since then and here's what she finally said: "No wonder your mom is on drugs". Real nice. I said to her back that it was un called for, "But what you said to me was even worse!" How long has this passed... 4 5 months? She clearly isn't on my good list if she tries to toy with me like that to avoid blame. This is not a very happy rest of the day for me. I don't think I can stand seeing her screenname today. And to think, it was all because I did something childish like mess with her alarm.

This is really hurting me. My mom promised me with her life literally, she was going to quit. If she messed up again, she'd kill herself. Nowadays, my mom has been having lung problems. I tell her to go to the hospital, but she is yet to do so. I'm kinda worried about her.

Well, both my bad news and good news section was filled with bad news. I'm having a hell of a time, right now! Oh, yeah! I didn't even think anybody online can hurt me this much. Yes, I'm probably getting in trouble by telling this to my Live journal, but hey, privacy is slowly degrading nowadays.

With much comments,
Master HeatMan

Current Mood: aggravated

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Well, I'm going to move. She had her chances.
My mom is out doing it again. Despite what I go through to trust her not to do drugs. All these years. I even went to foster care over this. It looks as if she hasn't changed a bit. I'll miss this home.

I'd like to say goodbye to all the things I might leave behind.

1.) My lego people collection. I'll probably take Bob, as he is the oldest. But all of his friends are going to have to stay. I had Bob for like 8 years and counting. I don't know why, but he is impossible to lose.

2.) I'd miss my cat. Elite is like the only pet that puts up with me so. She like me a lot. I am going to miss her dearly.

3.) Possibly my internet. I might get back online after a great while, but I'm not certain. I'd like to say goodbye to all my aquaintances and friends.

4.) My mom. She has spoilt me, to say the least. She would be a good mom if it weren't for her drug habits. I'll still visit her, probably.

That's all the things I'd like to say goodbye to. I am really scared, but I know what I have to do. My brother is a hothead at times. He freaks out easily. I hope he has the patience for me.

Any encouraging comments are greatly appreciated, as this might be my last day here.

Current Mood: depressed

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